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what’s in your water? September 29, 2006

Filed under: — Toots McGee @ 5:03 pm

SPtheALIEN and i are petsitting while his parents are out of the country. so we’ve got 2 birds and a turtle to look after (in addition to our awesome guinea pig). so the turtle was staying in the spare room at spencer’s house. spencer was instructed to change the turtle’s water when he couldn’t see the turtle anymore. in other words, we could have the turtle swim in its own filth until the water to crap ratio was almost 1 to 1. after a few days, the water was murky but we could still see the turtle. that’s when i made a tragic mistake. believing that the water was still okay, i stuck my head into the turtle’s container for an aerial view of the turtle. and then, as most humans do, i breathed in some air. after all, i did need some oxygen in my system. unfortunately, i instead got a big ol’ whiff of stanky, old, vaporized turtle feces. needless to say, i changed the turtle’s water right after that.

 
 

nothing new September 26, 2006

Filed under: — Toots McGee @ 6:59 am

so i have nothing to report. i had a few ideas to blog about this weekend, but i forgot them. i really should write them down or something. instead, i forget the topic and give you boring entries like this one.

ta-da!

 
 

fish in the waterrrr September 20, 2006

Filed under: — Toots McGee @ 9:35 pm

well this fish has nothing to do with this post. i just thought i’d share this fish with you. it’s at the san diego zoo in case you’re interested. =)

anyways, not much to report. yesterday was talk like a pirate day. i should have posted yesterday, but alas this pirate was not online. my sister did give me a couple jokes though…

q: what is a pirate’s favorite part of your body?
a: yar booty!

q: what do a pimp and a pirate have in common?
a: they both say, “yo ho!”

til th’ nex’ post. laterrrr, readerrrr.

 
 

chowda September 14, 2006

Filed under: — Toots McGee @ 1:32 pm

so i had some clam chowda from the yacht club for lunch today. i don’t normally eat out, but i decided to because i don’t get many opportunities to eat there since you have to be a member. so i decided to hold off on eating my oh-so-delicious spicy thai fried rice for this day. the chowda was good. the price for the meal was not. but i guess i’m getting my money’s worth still since every time i burp, i can get a little taste of the chowda again. =)

*buuuurrp*

ah. fresh clam chowda.

 
 

supper time! September 12, 2006

Filed under: — Toots McGee @ 10:31 pm

today, spencer and i decided that we should use the word “supper” now because we don’t know anyone who actually uses the word “supper.” everyone knows what “supper” is, but i don’t hear anyone say it in real life. i’ve heard it in commercials. you know the ones i’m talking about… the perfect family living in the suburbs. then mom has prepared “dinner” and she proclaims “supper’s ready!” now i know you can picture that in your head.

if you’ve heard someone use the word “supper” in their regular, everyday speech, you: 1) have bad hearing; 2) can’t spell and think i’ve been talking about “super”; 3) live in a commercial; or 4) haven’t taken your crazy pills today.

 
 

sleepy September 10, 2006

Filed under: — Toots McGee @ 12:48 am
a few minutes ago, i was working on our website. then my brain ahsploded (exploded for those non-homestar fans). so i stopped and blogged about it. =)

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Father & Son September 7, 2006

Filed under: — Toots McGee @ 9:41 am

This is a forward I received at work.

True Story - Inspirational is putting it mildly. This will bring tears to your eyes and joy to your heart. *Be sure to watch the video at the end of the story.

Strongest Dad in the World - strongest love [From Sports Illustrated, By Rick Reilly]

I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay for their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots. But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck. Eighty-five times he’s pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in marathons. Eight times he’s not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars–all in the same day. Dick’s also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. on a bike. Makes taking your son bowling look a little lame, right? And what has Rick done for his father? Not much–except save his life. This love story began in Winchester, Mass., 43 years ago, when Rick was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him brain-damaged and unable to control his limbs. “He’ll be a vegetable the rest of his life;” Dick says doctors told him and his wife, Judy, when Rick was nine months old. “Put him in an institution.” But the Hoyts weren’t buying it. They noticed the way Rick’s eyes followed them around the room. When Rick was 11 they took him to the engineering department at Tufts University and asked if there was anything to help the boy communicate. “No way,” Dick says he was told. “There’s nothing going on in his brain.” “Tell him a joke,” Dick countered. They did. Rick laughed. Turns out a lot was going on in his brain. Rigged up with a computer that allowed him to control the cursor by touching a switch with the side of his head, Rick was finally able to communicate. First words? “Go Bruins!” And after a high school classmate was paralyzed in an accident and the school organized a charity run for him, Rick pecked out, “Dad, I want to do that.” Yeah, right. How was Dick, a self-described “porker” who never ran more than a mile at a time, going to push his son five miles? Still, he tried. “Then it was me who was handicapped,” Dick says. “I was sore for two weeks.” That day changed Rick’s life. “Dad,” he typed, “when we were running, it felt like I wasn’t disabled anymore!” And that sentence changed Dick’s life. He became obsessed with giving Rick that feeling as often as he could. He got into such hard-belly shape that he and Rick were ready to try the 1979 Boston Marathon. “No way,” Dick was told by a race official. The Hoyts weren’t quite a single runner, and they weren’t quite a wheelchair competitor. For a few years Dick and Rick just joined the massive field and ran anyway, then they found a way to get into the race officially: In 1983 they ran another marathon so fast they made the qualifying time for Boston the following year. Then somebody said, “Hey, Dick, why not a triathlon?” How’s a guy who never learned to swim and hadn’t ridden a bike since he was six going to haul his 110-pound kid through a triathlon? Still, Dick tried. Now they’ve done 212 triathlons, including four grueling 15-hour Ironmans in Hawaii . It must be a buzzkill to be a 25-year-old stud getting passed by an old guy towing a grown man in a dinghy, don’t you think? Hey, Dick, why not see how you’d do on your own? “No way,” he says. Dick does it purely for “the awesome feeling” he gets seeing Rick with a cantaloupe smile as they run, swim and ride together. This year, at ages 65 and 43, Dick and Rick finished their 24th Boston Marathon , in 5,083rd place out of more than 20,000 starters. Their best time? Two hours, 40 minutes in 1992–only 35 minutes off the world record, which, in case you don’t keep track of these things, happens to be held by a guy who was not pushing another man in a wheelchair at the time. “No question about it,” Rick types. “My dad is the Father of the Century.” And Dick got something else out of all this too. Two years ago he had a mild heart attack during a race. Doctors found that one of his arteries was 95% clogged. “If you hadn’t been in such great shape,” one doctor told him, “you probably would’ve died 15 years ago.” So, in a way, Dick and Rick saved each other’s life. Rick, who has his own apartment (he gets home care) and works in Boston, and Dick, retired from the military and living in Holland, Mass., always find ways to be together. They give speeches around the country and compete in some backbreaking race every weekend, including this Father’s Day. That night, Rick will buy his dad dinner, but the thing he really wants to give him is a gift he can never buy. “The thing I’d most like,” Rick types, “is that my dad sit in the chair and I push him once.” Here is the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryCTIigaloQ

Yup. So my officemate and I were crying this morning.

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the secret is out September 6, 2006

Filed under: — Toots McGee @ 9:11 pm

since the news is out about our engagement, i can talk about how i’m going to use cleaning products to create our website. we’ll of course post our dot coooooooooom’s URL when it’s ready for your viewing pleasure. =)

woohoo!

i love you, fiance!