red robin February 22, 2007
last year, i discovered the wonder that is red robin. whoever came up with the idea of bottomless fries is a genius. and whoever came up with the idea of red robin seasoning is my hero. i bought one thing-a-mah-jiggy of seasoning for myself and it is the most awesomest thing you can get for just $3. everything its label told me to put it on, i have put it on. i carry it wherever i go. it sits in my trusty messenger bag patiently waiting for its time to shine.
red robin seasoning is the best thing since sliced bread. in fact, it kicks bread’s ass, knocks the entire bread loaf down, cooks me a burger patty, shakes the seasoning on it, and presents me with a fine tasting burger for dinner.1
1 entirely true statement2
2 not entirely true statement, but the seasoning still kicks ass.